Greatest Campaign Ads of All Time

Hey, blogolians. All five of you. The four public, and the one still too ashamed to announce they are following me. Unless, of course, you are my nemesis spying on me. That thought has crossed my mind.

Update - I am sorry I have taken two weeks to get to my blog. I know I declared Sunday the day of blog worship, but I am going to be changing that to Saturday, hopefully weekly. Work is sooooooooo busy right now ....

I have found the funniest campaign ads ever.

Murray Hill Incorporated is running for Congress.



Roseanne Barr campaigning for George Bush.



Michael Moore campaigning for George W Bush (in response to all the smear campaigns against Kerry for not being gravely injured in combat).





Ficus Plants running for congress, and yet another stolen republican election. Originally a ficus plant ran for congress in New Jersey, where voters could write in their vote for ficus.

20 other districts caught on and ran their ficus plants, too. When the vote came, the ficus had more votes than the representative, but the clerks refused to count the write-ins, because they were embarrassed.

The campaign ad begins in part two @ 4:30.

Part 1



Part 2



Part 3

Glue Traps

Just a really simple post today, my four public blogolians (welcome to the new guy), and my one abashed private follower. Announce yourself.


I am including some embedded footage about glue traps. They often leave the animals trapped in them sufferring for one or two days at a time. The animals dehydrate, starve, or break bones trying to escape. The traps are meant to catch mice or rats, but cats, birds, and dogs can get trapped in them.


There are things we can do, everyday, to minimize sufferring. If you must have traps - get a snap trap, and end it quickly.

Come Out!

I ask that you all take a moment to look at the scarlet letter "A" I just added to my blog. It is clickable, and will take you to the out campaign. Not enough atheists organize and that needs to change. We are proven to be more intelligent than people who subscribe to a theological god, and we need to put our good nature to good use. Too many people associate atheism with satanism and human sacrifices, and denounce our charity and humanity work, and we need to come together to prove them wrong.

We have a real crisis on our hands.

Hello, my fellow blogolians. I welcome my three public followers, and yes, I did bribe you to subscribe. Ain't no shame. But, I have a random anonymous follower, and I will chronically mention you in all my posts, which will now be done on Sundays. That is right. I have hereby named Sunday as the blog worship day.



With all the smokescreens surrounding the healthcare reform bill, and a dramatic election year, we have all seemingly been unaware of a true epidemic, nay, a pandemic.



While we all know the republicans and conservatives are the roots of all evil, this comes with little explanation of its birth and why society has grown so accepting of it. I bring to you - the rise of Zac Efron. (Insert cheesey startling music with a random scream here)






At first glance, you see the boy next door, quite literally, cowlick to boot. His singing is on the nasal side, and his looks are not the typical hot man appeal, and yet, the second you look into those baby blues, you are a slave to their charm.



It doesn't stop with Zac Efron, but boy boppers are popping up everywhere. Just look at this newest phenomenon: Justin Bieber. Again, not very aesthetically pleasing, the singing makes me quiver - in a bad way, but, he has attracted oodles of fans. And you just can't look away.



They are like the boy version Britney Spears. Parts are attractive, the singing is questionable, and yet, they are assimiliating the public. We must do something.

The cutest rabbit in the whole wide world.

You have to have your speakers on to feel the full effect.

This guy is growing on me.

Two of the hottest men, looking exceptionally hot.